Forgive me Lord for I have sinned. The commercial shoe-devil turned up and took over my soul.
Totally innocently I wandered around at NK and suddenly there they stood on the shelf. Shiny, high-heeled, with the perfect shape and with the perfect platform. I tried to walk away but somehow my feet didn't listen to common sense and walked the opposite way, straight to the target. And now we are a couple. It's a case of true material happiness.